Found my hard drive with all my old music on it last night. Re-Obsessed with Cake and it feels good. Here are just a few samples of my favorite Lyrics:
"Sheep Go to heaven, Goats go to Hell"
"The land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear view mirrors"
"She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts that bounce on his Italian leather sofa"
"Friend is a 4 letter word"
"How much did you pay for your rock n roll t-shirt, the one that proves you were there and you heard of them first...how much did you pay for your Rock n Roll lifestyle?"
"Your liver pays dearly for youthful magic moments but rock on completely with some brand new components"
"You'll lose your hair, your teeth your knife with fall out of it's sheath but you still don't like to leave before the end of the movie"
"She's trading in her MG for a white Chrystler Le Barron"
The list goes on and on but you can listen for your self.